Example:
When you're sitting in your chevy and you feel something heavy, diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, diarrhea, diarrhea
2007-01-24 10:39:30 · 14 answers · asked by tanj 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my brother says:
dirarea ehhr ehhr
dirarea ehhr ehhr
some people think its really funny
buts its brown and runnny
dirarea ehhr ehhr
dirarea ehhr ehhr
when your running down the hall
and soneting splatters on the wall
dirarea ehhr ehhr
dirarea ehhr ehhr
or this one:::
When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
You're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
diarrhea diarrhea
It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea
runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea
you feel a big mush...Diarrhea!!
When you're sittin on the John
And the toilet paper's gone
Be a man
And use your hand!
If you're swimming in the pool
And you feel something cool...Diarrhea!
And your butt starts to pee...
If you're walkin up the ladder
And you feel something splatter....Diarrhea!!
When you're sittin in your Chevy
And you feel something heavy...
When you're sitting in class
And you feel something splash...DIARRHEA!!
When you're playing w/ your pet
And you feel something wet...
When you're shooting a foul
And there's a movement in your bowel...Diarrhea!!
When you're sitting on your tush
And you have to give a push...
When you're running down the road
And you can't control your load...Diarrhea!!
When you're feelin pretty mellow
And you see brownish-yellow...
When you're the batter up to hit
And you have to take a shittt....Diarrhea!!
When your stomach kinda hurts
And you start to get the squirts...
When you're drinking orange juice
And you feel something loose....Diarrhea!!
When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst....
When you're putting on a dress
And you feel something press....Diarrhea!!
When you're lookin at a map
And you feel yourself crap...
When you're sleepin in Spanish class
And shittt leaks out your assss....Diarrhea!!
If you're sittin in your chair
And you feel something tear...
If you're sittin in a stall
And you feel something fall....Diarrhea!!
If you're feeling something rumble
And you think your going to tumble...
When you're riding a horse
And you feel something coarse....Diarrhea!!
When you're shifting into gear
And you feel something smear....
When you're looking at your shoes
And you feel something ooze....Diarrhea!!
When you're sittin in a booth
And you feel something smooth....
When you're putting on a skirt
and you start to get the sqirts....Diarrhea!!
When you're seeing polka dots
And you start to get the trots...
When you're taking a piss
And you see something miss....Diarrhea!!
You're about to take a quiz
And your *** begins to fizz....
DIARRHEA!!!!
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2007-01-24 10:49:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 13⤊ 2⤋
Diarrhea Song
2016-09-27 16:38:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you're sitting in a Chevy and you feel something heavy
Diarrhea... Diarrhea...
When you're slidin' into first and you feel something burst
Diarrhea... Diarrhea...
When you're climbing up a ladder and you hear something splatter
Diarrhea... Diarrhea...
When your walking down the hall and you feel something fall...
Diarrhea... Diarrhea...
2007-01-24 10:56:15 · answer #3 · answered by Grace 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When you're driving in the Chevy and you feel something heavy, Diarrhea
2014-10-05 12:32:18 · answer #4 · answered by 0wn3r 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When your sitting in a chevy and your feeling something heavy... diarrhea diarrhea. When your looking through a hole and you see it in your bowl...diarrhea diarrhea. When your running up the stairs and you see it everywhere...diarrhea diarrhea.
2017-01-14 22:38:00 · answer #5 · answered by Xander 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went in the attic,
And I came out automatic,
Diarrhea x2
2016-05-17 23:23:22 · answer #6 · answered by Ryan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know some people say it's gross but it's really good on toast diarrhea
2016-01-12 03:21:02 · answer #7 · answered by Jay 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some people think its gross
but its really good on toast
diarrhea diarrhea
when your running by the nurse
and you put it in her purse
diarrhea diarrhea
When your running down the halls
and your balls hit the walls
diarrhea diarreah
2015-05-09 12:40:36 · answer #8 · answered by Jenn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the version I learned in 5th grade: I slid into first and my pants began to burst, diarrhea, diarrhea/ I walked into second and my pants began to talk/ I came into third and I let a big turd/ I slid into home and my pants began to foam. Aah, those were the days. Oh, to be young and depraved again.
2007-01-24 10:50:20 · answer #9 · answered by Amalthea 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's so hard to be cool with your pants filled with curl...
It's really hard flirt when your butt begins to squirt...
Enjoy the drinking game you're playing cuz you guts will soon be paying...
Your pants are feeling mushy cuz they're filled with something slushy...
You can run around and shout but it just keeps coming out...
You just cant stay in your chair when your butt begins to flare...
It's hard to keep your poise when your butt starts making noise...
You just had to sneeze now somethings running down your knees...
The toilet door's still shut and somethings bursting in your gut...
2015-06-21 14:44:19 · answer #10 · answered by Heyward Shepherd 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you're riding in your Bimmer and you pop a juicy steamer, diarrhea, diarrhea...
2015-01-14 07:45:36 · answer #11 · answered by Jon 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋