a man goes to a bar and the bouncer says ya can't come in because your'e not wearing a tie.
oh please the man said, i have come from the other side of town. no said the bouncer tie or you dont come in.
the man walked back to his car and put the jump leads around his neck,
back to the bar he went, ok said the bouncer but remember i'm watching you, dont start anything. ....
2007-01-24 10:35:55 · 17 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Chris good one.!!!
2007-01-24 17:43:19 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.
2007-01-24 19:26:51 · answer #2 · answered by Brownsuger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha not bad.Who was the first person to milk a cow and what did they think they were doing?
2007-01-25 06:57:21 · answer #3 · answered by norfolk'n good 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-24 19:05:36 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh no!
2 men walk into a bar
u think the 2nd man would have walked round it
2007-01-24 18:44:08 · answer #5 · answered by sharipoos22 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rubbish. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife. He wiped his bum
2007-01-24 18:40:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Was he looking for a jump ?
2007-01-24 18:42:49 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
really fantastic.
if i was in a better mood i'd have lol'd!
thanks for that.
2007-01-24 18:44:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Full of electricitie no doubt .....
2007-01-24 18:54:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your slipping chris
2007-01-24 19:12:22 · answer #10 · answered by peter d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋