was a candy bar, what kind would he be?
2007-01-24 10:05:20 · 33 answers · asked by Knuckle Duster 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
A 3 Musketeers bar.
A much more delicious interpretation of the trinity.
Mmmmmm chocolate Jesus.
2007-01-24 10:11:05 · answer #1 · answered by anonymous 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If Jesus were a candy bar he would be a sweet, satisfying, flavorful chocolate. It would be perfect and help your cravings.
The chocolate bar would be so good, but you would be content with only one. if you were upset the candy would cheer you up, if you were happy than it would make you feel even better. it would help you be a more positive person.......He would probably be a caramel bar
2007-01-24 10:16:50 · answer #2 · answered by Katy 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Chocolate
2007-01-24 10:09:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a take five, cause they promise you all this goodness, but its just a big lie. i mean come on pretzels in a candy bar. priest molesting littl boys, see the similarities. both promise you fake hope just to be let down with a crappy taste in ya mouth.
2007-01-24 10:14:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
plain old Hershey's. He was there in the beginning, he was the first one out there. Other candy tries to competer but nobody can match how perfectly good he is. Also, He never gets old, every time you come to him he's the same, but in a good way. He never changes, and you like it. That's why he's the classic, your favorite candy bar...HErshey's!!
2007-01-24 10:11:35 · answer #5 · answered by Blaire 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Almond Joy
2007-01-24 10:09:23 · answer #6 · answered by * 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. And Christian denominations would forever be arguing with one another: "You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!" "No, you got your peanut butter in my chocolate!"
When I was a person of faith, I would have answered, "Every bar comes with a golden ticket."
Your next question should be "What would you do for a Jesus bar?"
2007-01-24 10:12:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
i think he would be a life saver for a piece of candy,but for a candy bar i think it would be a milky way becouse he can drift u into is heart
2007-01-24 10:10:48 · answer #8 · answered by *l*y!0r 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Three muskateers bar. thats the best candy bar. yum... great now I have the munchies.....thanks alot
2007-01-24 10:10:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He's not a candy bar so it does not matter.
2007-01-24 10:19:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋