A family was on vacation with their 6 year old son and noticed a sign for a nutist beach. The husband and wife always wanted to go to one and decied that their son is young enough that he is so young it wouldn’t really matter. The mother was relaxing laying in the sand topless. The son noticed his dad looking at all the naked womens chests on the beach and runs to his mother, "Mommy, mommy why do some girls have bigger ones and some are smaller?" The mother calmly said, "Well son the girls with the big ones are really, really stupid." The boy accepts this answer and runs off to play. He then noticed the men. The boy runs back to his moter and asked, "Mommy, mommy, why are some guys bigger and some smaller?" The mother again comely says, "Well the bigger they are the stupider the man is." Boy again accepts the answer and runs to play. A few minutes later the boy runs to his mommy and says, " Mommy, mommy daddy is talking to a really really stupid lady and he’s getting stupider and stupider every second!"
2007-01-24 09:43:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL ...it was so funny,thanks.
have you heard ;
A beautiful young woman, on an international flight, asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"
"Of course you may. What can I do for you?"
"Well, I bought this expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid that they'll confiscate it from me. Is there anyway that you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, the young lady let the priest go ahead of her. The Customs Officer asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The Officer thought this answer strange, so he asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the Officer said, "God bless you, Father, go ahead."
2007-01-24 15:42:04 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10+
2007-01-24 09:57:59 · answer #2 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 9/10!
2007-01-24 09:50:07 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lmao roflmao the bast one i have heard today the only one that made me smile great great hope you have more
2007-01-24 10:12:58 · answer #4 · answered by ashlee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats horrible
2007-01-24 09:51:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh. hehhehheh. heh. thats really good
2007-01-24 10:04:57 · answer #6 · answered by Joseph 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats great! i need that laugh.
2007-01-24 09:51:22 · answer #7 · answered by steven 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-24 10:06:26 · answer #8 · answered by natyss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋