A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I will open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He will then open his mouth and I will remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar,dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered. The man stood up again andmade another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try". A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A woman timidly spoke up."I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle".
2007-01-24 09:33:54 · 29 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats good Tink, so no more telling off (private joke) 10/10
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2007-01-24 09:41:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a non secular "delivery," meaning turning out to be a clean individual. it is our cultural language sport for signifying that this individual has replaced, and the ritual that is going with it (water baptism) symbolizes a 2d delivery. this is a public affirmation that this individual has been made type new. And snice we stay sinners even after this occurs, we are being born returned for all time, as we admit our blunders and attempt to ideal them and do greater powerful. we are consistently turning out to be new. the large concern approximately this metaphor is that no matter how a techniques you have long gone down the different course, no matter how evil you have been, there is often desire in being made new.
2016-11-01 04:54:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah Id give it a 4 out of 5!
2007-01-24 09:39:14 · answer #3 · answered by A Different Name 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not laugh out load funny, but yeah, it's cute. plus just about anything that involves the image at the end of the story works for most guys.
2007-01-24 09:40:27 · answer #4 · answered by muskrat_h8r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd give it a 9 out of 10
2007-01-24 09:38:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK a good one! but tell why gals had a big china and men had a big piston!.
2007-01-24 09:39:35 · answer #6 · answered by ganesh n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that is the funniest thing I have ever heard, keep up the great jokes. hee hee.
2007-01-24 09:39:25 · answer #7 · answered by Mary-Russ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that is good!! I didn't think it would half way through but you proved me wrong!!
2007-01-24 09:38:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, I'll use that one in my next sermon!
2007-01-24 09:38:15 · answer #9 · answered by stgoodric 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds a bit hard to swallow ! haha
2007-01-24 10:12:21 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋