A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science and Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
2007-01-24 09:31:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's really funny! 10+
2007-01-24 10:33:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Almost as bad as the blonde who panically called 911 on her cell phone, telling the emergency guy how she locked herself inside her car, "It's hot in here, I'm sweating, I'm scared, I can't get out.."
"Hold on, calm down. Now, where exactly are your keys?" "Outside of the car, in the lock and I can't get out." "okay, okay. See the handle on the door? See the silver thing?" Partly relieved, "Yes?" "Now, give it a tug." She tugs on it." Wip, wip, wip, wip, wip..." "Now, what is that sound?" "My car alarm." "That noise can only go on if the key is in the ignition." Totally relieved, she replies, "The keys in the ignition the whole time. Thank you so much!"
2007-01-24 17:51:02 · answer #2 · answered by Heyjay 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am shocked! This is a travesty! If there are any beautiful blondes offended by this joke, and in need of comfort, email me and I will help as best I can.
2007-01-24 18:20:59 · answer #3 · answered by ralfinader 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha Haha
2007-01-24 18:53:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but predictable!
2007-01-24 17:42:36 · answer #5 · answered by A Different Name 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I think it's funny
2007-01-25 00:33:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-24 17:37:03 · answer #7 · answered by Alejandra G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mildly funny, but predictable.
2007-01-24 17:35:29 · answer #8 · answered by spankypants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute
2007-01-24 17:37:21 · answer #9 · answered by autumn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not that funny
2007-01-24 17:40:09 · answer #10 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋