I would like to become an immortal robot that turns into a helicopter by the end of this month. How can I do this without spending more than $25.92?
2007-01-24 09:24:34 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Engineering
Okay, here's the deal:
I will not only pay for the cost of the tools needed for this operation (which SHOULD be under $25.92 if we go about this the right way), but I will also give all my earthly possessions, including my pet lizard Biggie, to you as payment, as I will not be needing any of these items anymore once I avhieve this goal.
2007-01-24 09:32:55 · update #1
To danielpauldavis:
DUH! That's why I'm a robot SLASH HELICOPTER! Helicopters don't have to listen to humans! Haven't you ever seen those shows where they spin out of control and cut off people's heads??
2007-01-24 13:08:23 · update #2
Easy:
Place $25.92 in an interest bearing account.
Spend the next couple of decades securing funding for and building a functional time machine.
Once the time machine is complete travel forward in time an collect the interest on the original money invested.
Use that money to pay of any debts associated with building the time machine and use the remainder to purchase the necessary future robotics technology from that future time period.
Travel back to the end of this month and hook yourself up.
2007-01-24 09:36:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sleep with Bill Gates, then get him to shoot a homeless puppy. Use the pictures you took to blackmail him and steal his secret robot plans. Use the 25.92 to pay doctor to transfer your brain to the robot.
2007-01-24 09:34:53 · answer #2 · answered by MarauderX 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure you want to spend eternity obeying robot rules #1-3? Rule #1 = "No robot will disobey a lawful order given by another human." That doesn't sound like any fun at all.
2007-01-24 09:43:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you imagine The Church is corrupt? Or are the human beings (people) corrupt? The Church does have a heritage of corruption, it particularly is why Martin Luther splintered away and exceedingly a lot depending the Protestant flow (non Catholic church buildings). i'm Orthodox, no longer Catholic, so i do not follow what is going on with the present Church that a lot. definite Bishops do sin. it particularly is why we are inspired to wish for our clergymen and Bishops so as that God can help them conquer weaknesses so as that they are more suitable waiting to preparation guide the human beings.
2016-10-16 01:35:33 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-24 09:31:18 · answer #5 · answered by John Frusciante 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋