Did humans evolve from a single-cell organism or were we made from dirt by a man in the sky?

Question

Hmmmm...

Answer 1

It was the Dust from the ground and God in Heaven.

The LORD God formed the man from the dust of the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, and the man became a living being.

Answer 2

Humans were we made by a man in the sky BY evolving a single-cell organism created from dirt.

Answer 3

Actually, neither is correct.
Time doesn't start with a magic bean or
a primal atom hiding out in an icy cold
space.
In the beginning, neither the atom or
the space exists. And the beginning
itself, is just a point in a cycle.

Creation forms when energy in it's
quantum form erupts and sets off a
series of tiny, vacuum-like tornadoes.
Each of these tornadoes is a genetic
frequency and forms the centers for
existence.
The quantum "quarks" then format with
their given frequencies and creation begins
to form.

Stars form first because hydrogen and helium
atoms have the least amount of electrons.
Thus, they encounter the least amount of
Resistance.
Planets emerge from this quantum zone
a short time later because their genetic makeup
is more complex.

Thus, this God given procedure creates the time
and distance.

For a long time, it was thought that space
was a form of ether and was infinite. Now it
appears that space is just an inert form of energy
that gets caught up in this cosmic eddy.

What lies outside the universe is an undertow
that leads back to quantum energy.

Einstein once said that for every force in the
universe, there's a counter force. Which just
might explain why black holes "suck in"
while the cosmic continues expand.

Can I prove any of this?

Not a chance.

Answer 4

Do you honestly believe we are alone in the Universe?
That this tiny speck of dust that is just the right spot in space just happened? the whole solar system moves in orbit around the center of our milky way galaxy. But in our galaxy the sun is just one of more than 100 billion stars making this journey together.
The milky way galaxy is bound in a cluster of about 35 galaxies. Larger clusters contain thousands of galaxies. Our solar system likely would not be so stable if it were located in a much larger, dense cluster of galaxies. But, as it is, few regions of the universe are as complex as ours.
That is only the beginning. There are so many reasons that I can't count from the moon being the right size to the earths tilt.
A cell in gue is only a small part. How did that single cell become a complex eye or a Eagle that dives 200 mph to the ground. We were made by someone not living on this planet.

Answer 5

First of all, God is not a man but an omnipotent being. Secondly, no matter how hard atheists try to make Christianity sound stupid, we also believe in evolution of the species as well as in a creator who started the whole thing. Also, please remember that much in the Bible is symbolic, and that it was written a very long time ago before modern science.
For the guy talking incest, if you weren't so interested in proving there's no God, you'd have read that Cain and Abel got wives from the land of Nod. Just cause Adam and Eve were the first doesn't mean they were the only.

Answer 6

I kinda like the single-cell organism fact myself. The whole man in the sky thing gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Answer 7

I have spent many years throwing hand grenades in to dust bowls, or putting them in the path of a hurricane, and never made a person yet - so I will go with the single cell.

Answer 8

Humans were born, was there ever a child without parents?

Answer 9

The odds of a single cell evolving into the complexity of the human body is beyond your thinking.

I go with God

Answer 10

I thought you knew we all just arrived from another planet? Gort Klaatu Veraada Nector earthling.