He is feral hog. He is from Texas. I met him only once in my life, on
Danube, and since then he is following me everywhere. The Hog is 400 years old.
He gained a pound every year and now his weighs 400 pounds.
He doesn't eat at all. He drinks beer all day.
He is hairy all over, but his legs are hairless.
He has yellow tusks, and his left tusk is broken.
He loves money very very very much. In fact, he stole many millions and hid them somewhere.
His favourite occupations:
1. Chewing all the day long.
2. Chasing me around, threatening to kill me.
He almost got me once. He is afraid of me because I know about his millions and know where he hid them.
2007-01-24 08:40:08 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Call "big fat pink hog removals" . I think they have a 1-800 number
2007-01-24 08:45:46 · answer #1 · answered by mindtelepathy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aren't they all pink. Or he could have fallen into a huge tube of pink skin bleech for pigs and wasn't recused in time and so he went to heaven. God said if he is good (since he died from an accident) he will give him another life but he will have to be pink while he lives. Now isn't so much more clear!
2016-03-29 00:45:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like the IRS.
2007-01-24 08:46:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You work for Micro$oft, I can tell. That's just your boss Steve Ballmer. If you ignore him he'll eventually go away.
2007-01-24 08:58:54 · answer #4 · answered by Groucho Returns 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
what have you been taking? whatever it is give me some!
2007-01-24 09:10:04 · answer #5 · answered by steven 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
make bacon
2007-01-24 08:44:03 · answer #6 · answered by s_h_a_r_k_k_y 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just shoot it...
2007-01-24 09:09:27 · answer #7 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell the cops duh
2007-01-24 15:26:04 · answer #8 · answered by Gabe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋