Why cant Jesus eat m&ms?
They fall thru the holes in his hands.
2007-01-24 08:38:19 · 19 answers · asked by bodacious baby 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For these who dont understand Jesus was nailed to the cross by his feet and hands therefore he would have a hole in each hand. I don't know about you but i pour the m&ms into my hand to eat them and appartently jesus does to becuse he can not eat them because they fall throgh the holes
HILIARIOUS
2007-01-24 09:32:56 · answer #1 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No offense. But that's a bad joke! 6/10.
2007-01-24 16:46:39 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know, i dont get why these people come to the jokes that are clearly labeled as jesus, or religion jokes!
being a UU, i dont mind, as long as its not too gory.......
besides, i know better than to open a joke i know im not going to enjoy.........
sorry, chola, but i felt the need to put in my own two cents
2007-01-24 17:06:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it, but I'm surprised the radical Christians didn't give you a violation. People I've know who got "saved" lost their sense of humor in the process.
2007-01-24 17:11:02 · answer #4 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh
2007-01-24 16:43:18 · answer #5 · answered by _Savage_ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely hilarious.
That was a joke too.
Sarcasm to be more exact.
2007-01-24 16:42:08 · answer #6 · answered by Saint 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That crazy ol' Jesus. What situation will he be put in next?
2007-01-24 16:42:11 · answer #7 · answered by byceroni 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus had earlier told: My Father, forgive us...... do u remember it?
2007-01-24 17:05:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uhhhhhhhh.....am I the only one who doesn't understand??
2007-01-24 17:20:02 · answer #9 · answered by Panic!4Life 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh thats just wrong.
2007-01-24 17:05:59 · answer #10 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋