And don't say demons don't go into animals. Jesus himself sent some into pigs.
I'd like something as non-invasive as possible. Thanks!
2007-01-24 08:26:18 · 16 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus 2.0 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Fill a spray bottle with holy water and everytime he/she does something demonic give him/her a big squirt. Works every single time.
2007-01-24 08:29:12 · answer #1 · answered by Stormilutionist Chasealogist 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh man... this is gonna be messy... first you need one of those medical gloves. You may want to restrain your cat so she doesn't move around too much and hurt herself or claw your eyes out. You may want to use some form of lubricant, as it may hurt going in... but once you're there, you should be able to pull those nasty ol' demons right out. Have the toilet lid raised, for easy disposal.
2007-01-24 16:48:35 · answer #2 · answered by Kithy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am sorry, but cats are naturally evil and demons cannot be removed from them. If you remove a demon from a cat, it can no longer be a cat.
Just joking.
My cats says "Purrrrrrrrrrr"
2007-01-24 16:35:13 · answer #3 · answered by Sldgman 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was hanninbal lecter that sent the demons into the wild pigs! Mannn, you're blurring the truth with horror movies.
2007-01-24 16:30:36 · answer #4 · answered by huckleberry 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol.
NO. Jesus CASTED OUT the demons from the pigs, and they ran off a cliff.
You answered your question.
Jesus.
2007-01-24 16:31:08 · answer #5 · answered by Doug 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am sorry to say but the only way possible is a microwave. Save the cat and yourself agony and have the cat put to sleep.
2007-01-24 16:33:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Step on the cat's head and crush it.
Problem solved.
Wayne Murray
2007-01-24 16:32:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Exorcism? I doubt your cat has demons! It may have rabies.
2007-01-24 16:31:28 · answer #8 · answered by Maikeru 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send its owner to a mental institution.
2007-01-24 16:37:41 · answer #9 · answered by tomleah_06 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buddy, just cut out the catnip;)
2007-01-24 16:29:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋