Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so they can breed their own stock.
The brunette balances their checkbook, then decides to take their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "If I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less.
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram.
She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."
Well, with only $1 left after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, comfortable."
The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pick-up truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you just write, comfortable?"
The brunette explains, "My sister's a blonde. She'll read it slowly."
2007-01-24 08:09:06 · 16 answers · asked by sinister d 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That just may be the greatest blonde joke ever.
It's very clever!
2007-01-24 08:14:49 · answer #1 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's Too Long Too Read. I am just ansewering to get the level 2 points I need.
2007-01-24 16:59:58 · answer #2 · answered by dukerules78 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A cute joke and I love dumb blonde jokes.
2007-01-24 16:17:27 · answer #3 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha...thats funny.never heard it before..i loved it!!! it took me a little while to get it and im a brunette..lol. =] haha
2007-01-24 16:18:24 · answer #4 · answered by vinci 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i always get a good laugh out of that one
2007-01-24 16:16:50 · answer #5 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is the funniest blonde joke that i've ever heard!
2007-01-24 16:20:47 · answer #6 · answered by daniele™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha that's funny. :) giggles!
2007-01-24 16:13:07 · answer #7 · answered by DJ thunderdust 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! :)
2007-01-24 16:28:19 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Kayla♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too long to read.what if it's boring.just trying to get some points here.
2007-01-24 16:12:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahahaha
2007-01-24 16:25:19 · answer #10 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋