A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have
to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father." Next!
2007-01-24 07:32:24 · 17 answers · asked by lisababyg ♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes, that was cute. :)
2007-01-24 07:37:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bravo
2007-01-24 10:06:38 · answer #2 · answered by sphericaluniverse 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Relatively funny. Brought a smile to my face. Ta!
2007-01-24 07:40:20 · answer #3 · answered by kelly R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i loooved it .ur good at least u made me laugh out loud,everyone is turning to look at me now...i am in a public internet cafe.
2007-01-24 08:04:55 · answer #4 · answered by shere 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha!ha! A good and funny joke. It made me laugh!!
2007-01-24 07:58:57 · answer #5 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! You made me laugh!
2007-01-24 07:41:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha cute
2007-01-24 07:39:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He never lied and that was a good one!!!
2007-01-24 07:42:21 · answer #8 · answered by lizzy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-24 07:38:56 · answer #9 · answered by blue 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was funny! it took me a while but i got it.
2007-01-24 07:39:17 · answer #10 · answered by tz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
praise the lord ha ha ha he heeeeeee... that was good. i loved it.
2007-01-24 07:39:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋