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A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh,just give it to me and I'll explain it, " he said. The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."

2007-01-24 07:30:58 · 25 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

25 answers

LOL............ thanks for a laugh

2007-01-24 07:34:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hillarious

2007-01-24 08:23:53 · answer #2 · answered by allseasons 4 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10!

2007-01-24 13:41:45 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

good 1 pmsl 10/10

2007-01-24 08:40:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL
8/10
Obviously a joke from a "spaghetti western" coming from you cowboy.
Keep smilin'.

2007-01-24 08:41:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

HAHAHA thats a lot of child support!

2007-01-24 07:46:46 · answer #6 · answered by April 2 · 0 0

Cute!

2007-01-24 07:39:40 · answer #7 · answered by lizzy 5 · 0 0

Hehehe... Baby talk is the perfect thing to talk about if you want a man to turn white! ;)

2007-01-24 07:38:43 · answer #8 · answered by Hipira 3 · 0 1

Would have been funnier to have worked the word "baguette" in there somewhere.

2007-01-24 07:35:49 · answer #9 · answered by Cribbage 5 · 0 0

That was funny nice one.

2007-01-24 07:37:40 · answer #10 · answered by Joel 5 · 0 0

fantastic! can't wait to tell that one at work 2moz x

2007-01-24 07:38:32 · answer #11 · answered by Willow Jane 2 · 0 1

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