How do I get the lime in the coconut?

Answer 1

This could get complicated.
First you need a large clean workspace, preferably a white kitchen counter or a work bench
Second you need a vice clamp and clamp that coconut down so the hole thingies are facing into the clamps.
Third you need a circular saw, preferably diamond tooth. Mark out the exact equator of the coconut and saw with a single smooth motion throught the coconut.
You can use a bowl underneath the clamped coconut to catch all the yummy milk.
Finally unclamp the coconut and place the lime inside one of the halves. Squeeze a bit of the juice in first and drink the bowl up.

Answer 2

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut,
Called the doctor, woke him up, and said,
"Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?"

"Now let me get this straight;
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut,
called your doctor, woke him up, and said,
'Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?'

You put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both down,
You put the lime in the cocount, you're such a silly woman!
Put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning."

Answer 3

crack the eye, pour in the lime..............

and then ye drink it all up!