crotch crickets,aka,crabs. Would anyone believe me that I got them off a toilet seat? Or should I tell my girl the truth?
2007-01-24 06:59:57 · 10 answers · asked by SEAHAWK 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Krissy, are your legs crossed to hide the smell?
2007-01-24 07:08:31 · update #1
Wait a week and then blame her, else if you come clean on this one, I suggest you learn to run in a serpentine manner while ducking.
2007-01-24 07:28:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
What you need to do is get undressed and sit on a mirror with your legs open, once the crabs see the mirror they will think it's another body and they will jump down to it!
That's how they taught us to get rid of them in prison anyway!
2007-01-24 15:38:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you should tell the truth...because studies show that you can contract crabs from the toilet seat.
2007-01-24 15:12:19 · answer #3 · answered by RiTA 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The truth.
2007-01-24 15:07:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
i think she'll beleive it, after all she's dumb enough to date you
:0p j/k
I was fine till I met you, I knew the green stuff on your d i c k spelled trouble
2007-01-24 15:07:20 · answer #5 · answered by krissy 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Shave your balls!
Oh hey Karen! You are sitting on my face!!! Lickey Lickey Lickey!
2007-01-24 15:46:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
It looks like you'll have to c u m clean on this one...
2007-01-24 15:18:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I believe you!
2007-01-24 15:05:07 · answer #8 · answered by Louy 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'd believe anything you told me........
hey mrhappy, while your up there ;)
2007-01-24 15:23:21 · answer #9 · answered by brazenone 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well i would just tell her to lick it for you
2007-01-24 16:24:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋