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2007-01-24 06:32:32 · 3 answers · asked by ♥Star♥ 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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A blond is driving home when she sees her neighbor on her hands and knees behind her car.

She parks and walks over to her friend and says,

What are you doing.

Remember me telling you about the dent in my car door?

Well, today I went to a repair shop and the guy said it would cost 800 dollars to fix it.

When I said that seemed awful expensive to me he said
I could always try blowing on the tail pipe to pop the dent out.

So I thought I would try it , but it doesn't seem to be working.


Well you dummy says the first blond ,

YOU'VE GOT TO ROLL UP THE WINDOWS !!!!

2007-01-26 02:09:43 · answer #1 · answered by degesetay 3 · 0 0

Blonde girl is in a library and says to the librarian "can I order a burger with a large coke"?

Librarian says "Gee, where do you think you are? look around"

Blonde girl says in a low whisper "oh sorry. can i have..a.. burger.. with a.. large.. coke"?

2007-01-24 15:00:32 · answer #2 · answered by Chilleringerzzer 1 · 0 0

Two muffins are in an oven.
The 1st one says "whew! It sure is hot in here!"
And the other one goes, "My God! A talking muffin!"

2007-01-24 14:47:16 · answer #3 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 0 1

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