A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist-deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge nine-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank.
Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouted out, "Dang it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
2007-01-24 06:27:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHA Rotflmao!!!! I love it.
2007-01-24 06:31:43 · answer #1 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice, finally a good joke... Long but nice.. 15/10
2007-01-24 14:33:56 · answer #2 · answered by This is life! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a really good one. Why is it the blonde ones are always the best. I think it's because I know that my blonde sister-in-law is exactly like that. Thanks for cheering me up.
2007-01-24 16:02:47 · answer #3 · answered by kelly R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke-best blonde one ive heard in a long time!
2007-01-24 14:35:24 · answer #4 · answered by Eye of the Beholder 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, so that is where alligator shoes come from....
2007-01-24 15:26:15 · answer #5 · answered by death_after_midnight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I couldn't find any carrying handbags either!
2007-01-24 14:58:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it this the best one so far
2007-01-24 14:36:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that is funny xD
2007-01-24 14:37:18 · answer #8 · answered by morrita_rockera 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha how funny... typical blond
2007-01-24 14:49:44 · answer #9 · answered by hottmama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe ya i chuckled a little thanks i needed to smile today
2007-01-24 14:37:19 · answer #10 · answered by graciegirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋