There was this guy who was married to a blonde, and each night he came home with a new blonde joke. One night the wife got mad and decided to show him that she wasn't dumb. She spent the whole next day learning all her states and capitals.
That night when he got home he told his joke. She says, "I'm not so dumb. I know all of the states and capitals. Go ahead, quiz me."
He thought for a moment and asked, "What is the capital of Massachusetts?"
She quickly replied, "M!"
2007-01-24 06:19:14 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe Purdy funny. :) Almost as smart as a brunette lol
2007-01-24 06:26:43 · answer #1 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very humorous lol blonde version of who ought to be a millionaire: fastest finger question: placed those Rocky videos so as starting up with the earliest.....Rocky a million,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4 those 2 blonde ladies drove to Disneyland.They observed a demonstration that reported "Disneyland Left" so as that they went left and went lower back homestead. they got here across 2 blonde ladies frozen to lack of life of their vehicle on the force-in movie theatre. They went to work out "Closed For The wintry climate". why cant blondes make kool-help they cant ascertain out how they get 8 cups water interior the koolaid packet generic practitioner (utilising a stethoscope): "massive breaths." Blond: Yeth. and that i'm no longer even thickteen yet how did the blonde get sq. boobs she forgot to take the kleenix out of the field this blonde ladys pal become particularly injured and necessary to bypass to the health midsection for medical interest.So she finally were given her to the emrgency.So the nurse on the er requested her why didnt she purely cal "911"? The blonde woman reported"properly i couldnt locate the "11" button." 2 blondes are walking interior the woods at the same time as one spots tracks and says, "good day look, undergo tracks!" to which the different blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for type of an hour. next morning, information headlines examine:2 blondes, killed through prepare.
2016-10-16 01:21:45 · answer #2 · answered by basinger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA
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2007-01-24 06:38:21 · answer #3 · answered by #1 Candy Fan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You see, it's blondes like her that give blondes like me a bad name.
2007-01-24 06:31:46 · answer #4 · answered by Ultimate Fanilow 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-01-24 06:28:54 · answer #5 · answered by usserydog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats a real good one =]
2007-01-24 06:47:16 · answer #6 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"M" as in, Maybe you should try again with another joke!
2007-01-24 06:24:16 · answer #7 · answered by t-3 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smart one
2007-01-24 06:24:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! She's soooo brilliant!!!!
2007-01-24 06:23:06 · answer #9 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Erm...
2007-01-24 06:25:17 · answer #10 · answered by swisshorizon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋