One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
2007-01-24 06:03:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol....never gets old!
:O)
2007-01-24 06:07:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL!that was really funny
2007-01-24 06:11:20 · answer #2 · answered by baby_doll_o1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Am tumbling over in my chair. LOL
2007-01-24 06:14:40 · answer #3 · answered by bootygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-01-24 06:09:18 · answer #4 · answered by lady sixx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one of my favorite ones
2007-01-24 06:09:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is too funny!!!!
2007-01-24 06:10:49 · answer #6 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it before, but I forgot the ending!! Thanks LMAO!!!!!
Friggin funny
2007-01-24 06:09:47 · answer #7 · answered by *NuBCaKe* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋