2007-01-24 06:00:38 · 27 answers · asked by the what should i do retard 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Kneel before the porcelain god.
2007-01-24 06:02:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
ok get a tall glass put in it a bottle of tabasco sauce 3 raw eggs a smidging of soy sauce and stir now add half tub of laxatives and sprinkle with salt and pepper to add taste whoops i forgot add that leftover slice of pizza from last night
pick up glass drink it in one go before doing what the first answer says
2007-01-24 06:32:55 · answer #2 · answered by shannara 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, barf because you've basically poisoned yourself. Then drink a couple of glasses of water and take some pain medication, then go to sleep. If you do this, you will feel better when you wake up. Also, immodium helps.
2007-01-24 06:05:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Drink more beer!
2007-01-24 06:10:06 · answer #4 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One raw egg in 8 ounces of V8 juic4e. Stir very well. Add tabasco, salt, pepper, and drink quickly. My hangover remedy. PS. I see you're back...
2007-01-24 06:06:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink more beer.
2007-01-24 06:09:09 · answer #6 · answered by nogcolon 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Drink plenty of fluids, alcohol dehydrates you. Stay away from caffienated fluids though, water or sports drinks best. Learn your lesson for next time and don't drink more alcohol than you can handle. Hope you feel better soon! =)
2007-01-24 06:05:47 · answer #7 · answered by Zen Pirate 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
look in the mirror and I am sure you will be able to regurgitate any of the left over toxins....
or drink Gator Aid to rehydrate, thats what I always do when I am hung over :)
2007-01-24 06:06:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Been there, done that. But not any more. I kicked that bad habit. Try thinking about the waste of it all. Good luck in coming back to life.
2007-01-24 06:05:47 · answer #9 · answered by robert c 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Call in sick to work. That is - if you are ever sober enuff to work.
Otherwise, just hug the potty and call - "RALPH!!!" all day.
Then - have another 2 cases of beer.
2007-01-24 06:05:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go to the doctor and get some honey and whiskey then cover yourself up and you will be all better.
Peace
PS: d@mn this is funnier than h***
2007-01-25 15:28:22 · answer #11 · answered by Country Gal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋