A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Quiet!" snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say,"
"And I said be quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you, the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the guy in the cell. "I'm the groom."
2007-01-24 05:56:51 · 5 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHA good one lol... That would suck
2007-01-24 06:02:57 · answer #1 · answered by *NuBCaKe* 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol... thats good.. .poor guy and I feel wose for the officer who will get into SH*T for arresting his son-in-law
2007-01-24 14:41:22 · answer #2 · answered by This is life! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old is gold
2007-01-24 14:07:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
better than the other
2007-01-24 14:04:15 · answer #4 · answered by A Gabbi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe nice! thanks for the laugh!
2007-01-24 14:09:51 · answer #5 · answered by xokrisiliciousxo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋