We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below:
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.
2007-01-24 05:55:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So funny..... I love it!! Those are good.
2007-01-24 06:16:00 · answer #1 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bowling Ball
2016-05-24 04:44:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAOOOOOO... OMG I am so glad my boss is out of the office cause I would be totally written up right now... I think that's the best thing I've ever heard... you just made my day... thanks... = )
2007-01-24 06:00:31 · answer #3 · answered by Wiked 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG That is sooooo friggin funny. I almost peed my pants laughing at that! Thanks so much.....
LOL...no really I am laughing out loud, see hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
2007-01-24 06:04:53 · answer #4 · answered by *NuBCaKe* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...true...very true! he he
2007-01-24 06:01:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-01-24 06:01:26 · answer #6 · answered by Osunwole Adeoyin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the definitions!
2007-01-24 06:00:10 · answer #7 · answered by Yankees Fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋