An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day passing an 8 year old girl's house.
One day as he is passing by, carrying a football, he can't resist taunting the girl. He holds up his football and says, "See this football? Football is a boys' game, and only boys can have a football." The little girl runs into the house and cries to her mother, "I want a football." Being a woman of the 90's, her mother runs out and gets her one. The next day the girl is waiting for the little boy and he rides up on his bike.
She holds up the football and says, "Nah Na Nah Nah". The little boy angrily points to his bike and says, "Oh yeah, well this is a boy's bike and only boys get boy's bikes and you can't have one." She runs into the house for her mom. The next day the little girl is waiting for the boy on her new boy's bike.
The little boy gets furious and pulls down his pants, and pointing to his most private of parts and says "Look, only boys have these and your mom can't buy you one!
2007-01-24 05:53:08 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The next day he walks by and asks her, "Well I guess I showed you," to which she promptly pulls up her dress, points to her parts. The little girl proclaims, "My mother tells me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of THOSE as I want!"
2007-01-24 05:53:25 · update #1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CAN'T BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-24 07:57:58 · answer #1 · answered by #1 Candy Fan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny! I bet I can guess what she's going to turn out to be!
2007-01-24 14:48:16 · answer #2 · answered by t-3 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rotfl!!! *tears in my eyes* Way too funny!!! I'm telling my bf this one!!
2007-01-24 14:04:20 · answer #3 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, very funny!
2007-01-24 13:57:14 · answer #4 · answered by Yankees Fan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
why do you star your own questions?
2007-01-24 15:46:56 · answer #5 · answered by epbr123 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
2007-01-24 14:04:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-24 13:58:20 · answer #7 · answered by Osunwole Adeoyin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-24 13:58:45 · answer #8 · answered by cool dude 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋