She had enough grease in her belly to do an oil spill. Yo mamma so fat, The United States used the extra fat as an alternative for gas.
2007-01-24 05:38:48 · 15 answers · asked by Melissa Svetlana Flavored Coffee 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Boring
2007-01-24 05:42:22 · answer #1 · answered by Cubanita 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma so fat that once she stands on the weighing scales it says "To be persisted..." Yo momma so fat that once she walked previous the television I neglected the finished season of lost.
2016-12-03 00:06:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide
2007-01-24 06:09:27 · answer #3 · answered by cool dude 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad! Here is one yo momma so fat everytime she stands infront the t.v. i miss 3 commercials!!
2007-01-24 05:57:12 · answer #4 · answered by bootygirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This isn't gonna get me 10 points, but not a big fan of "Yo momma" jokes. :) But whatever makes ya happy
2007-01-24 05:50:57 · answer #5 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yo mammas so fat, when she jumped up in the air, she got stuck
2007-01-24 05:53:36 · answer #6 · answered by Jayde 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's a good one (at least i think so). Yo momma so fat, when she hauls @ss, she has to make two trips.
2007-01-24 06:30:52 · answer #7 · answered by Joy W 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
here is one, yo mamma so fat what ever type of meat she eat's she boo-boo out the animal itself.
2007-01-24 07:10:04 · answer #8 · answered by t-3 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nah shes just FAT
2007-01-24 05:46:21 · answer #9 · answered by ღ♥ღ latoya 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out....
2007-01-24 06:07:50 · answer #10 · answered by *NuBCaKe* 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋