I've tried managing the situation but I'm constantly surrounded by women who are hitting on me. I've worked in many different places, have even changed jobs on one occasion to avoid the attentions of one particular woman and now it's just getting out of hand - women in my office (which has more than 800 women on the premises) have started a league to see how many of them can sleep with me. The problem is that I'm quite happily married and no matter how much I attempt to explain the situation, they just keep asking me out, even at lunch today the woman I was with (who I considered was just being friendly) started stroking my inner thigh with her foot while I was eating - afterwards I told her to back off and she just took it as a game. I explained that we'd have to stop having lunch with her and she said "dinner's fine". It's not just her, there are hundreds of them and I've tried everything - beards, being nasty but that's the worst of all - they seem to love that. Am I doomed?
2007-01-24 05:35:32 · 30 answers · asked by Diarmid 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I don't really think that wearing hideous clothes is the answer to my problems, nor do I have any intention of stopping brushing my teeth.
I'm just certain that if I were to screw anything that moved in this place then within minutes I'd be labelled a basturd (that's a combination of two words).
The option of speaking english with a bad accent is kind of out of the question, I live in Paris where everybody else already does that.
2007-01-24 05:47:46 · update #1
There's only one thing for it. March into the office, stand on a table and yell that you've an announcement to make. Then drop trousers, chop off your penis and throw it into the crowd of harlots.
For comic affect, you could then ask, "You want fries with that?"
That should sort things out for you.
2007-01-24 05:41:50 · answer #1 · answered by madonnas_minge 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How much does your wife trust you? Does she give you a hard time about all of this? Do you tell her? Are these women your wife's enemies? If you answer any of the second few questions yes, then you need to really think about what you want. Are you REALLY happy with your wife? Because if you wait until that ladie stopped rubbing your leg to tell her to back off, them that is a sign to that person that you are also attracted to her. How would you feel if your wife was hit on all the time, Hell, she probably is!!!
2007-01-24 13:46:18 · answer #2 · answered by amanda r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just print up a small business like card with the words F Off you dirty skanky B$tch on it and every time they get too close for comfort then hand that out maybe sooner or later they will get the message and leave you be
Failing that move!!! to England English women aren't normally that forward well down south anyway!!
Good luck xx
2007-01-25 09:28:56 · answer #3 · answered by Peachy Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I kinda have the same problem as you do, although I initmidate girls more than they want to play with me.
One solution I kinda find effective is t dress badly e.g. rainbow coloured strap ups, jackups, gangster hats that doesn't match the colour of the clothes you are wearing. If you decide to change jobs again, try to speak bad English in a foreign accent.
If you manage to find any other ways of tuning down the attraction, email me at maskedmarada2000@yahoo.co.uk.
2007-01-24 13:44:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish those were the kind of problems I had. All I can say is I respect you. Most men I know, married or not would take advantage of the situation. Your wife is a lucky lady to have a faithful man. Don't give in and if you have to file a sexual harrassment claim.
2007-01-24 13:43:07 · answer #5 · answered by The Last Good Man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've become a challenge. Make them feel inadequate by talking about how stunning and wonderful your wife is, how close you are, how she's the love of your life and no other women can compare - or you could trying making a point of how you're really turned off by forward women - they should get the picture eventually
2007-01-24 13:47:24 · answer #6 · answered by Bee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so let me get this straight- your problem is that you are too sexy for your own good. wow. well were a lot men would love the attention you do not seem to enjoy it or u did enjoy it but are now tired. i commend that coz a lot of men would take advantage of the situation. well there might be a vibe that you send out without knowing so check yourself.
2007-01-24 14:20:51 · answer #7 · answered by snowflakes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha, thats the best-worst thing i've heard of. I've had something similiar happen w/ another girl trying to break me and my gf up...but nothing that serious. I guess you're just doomed. I am a teenager though...so best of luck finding someone a tad more worldly.
2007-01-24 13:41:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
be clear and upfront keep all association business related and by the way if it persist out of your control it is called harassment, end luch dates and maybe even call your wife during lunch, have pictures of your family even if you just have a wife (put pictures of friends and family) but if you have pictures of family they may have respect for you and show it by not trying to mess of the bond of your family units including your wife, make it clear that you are not lacking anything in your personal life
2007-01-24 13:46:47 · answer #9 · answered by dontchawish 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go everywhere with a rabid badger,eat your own faeces in public and ride a 30 cc chicken chaser,thats the extent i had to go.
2007-01-24 13:48:05 · answer #10 · answered by superfurrymuck 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋