God created light first, then objects that would create light.
He made Adam out of dirt and mud, then breathed life in to him.
He removed a rib from Adam and made Eve.
A talking snake tricked Eve to eat from the TREE OF KNOWLEDGE.
People lived to be 800-900 years old
A 450 ft long / 75 feet wide / 75 feet all ark could fit EVERY animal including dinosaurs.
It rained 20 feet over Mt Everest, nearly 30,000 ft during the great flood.
Angels had sex with human women who then gave birth to a race of GIANTS.
God got angry and turned people into pillars of salt.
Jesus died quicker than any one on the cross, yet came back to life 3 days later (original zombie)
Jesus was not born on Dec 25th or even remotely close to December for that matter.
All stories about Jesus were written 50-200 years after his death.
Why did all these fancy miracles just up and stop 2000 years ago?
Would the fact that I could add kool aid to water appear to be Jesus magic to ancient people?
2007-01-24
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