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the Flying Spaghetti Monster are the real god?

Maybe you better accept him now just to be safe.

That is called Pastal's Wager. Live with it!!!!!!

2007-01-24 05:09:36 · 11 answers · asked by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

11 answers

You're right. I should stop fighting it. I...I...I accept the flying spaghetti monster. There!

Phew!

I feel so much better now. ;-)

2007-01-24 05:13:52 · answer #1 · answered by A 6 · 3 1

The memories you hear approximately human beings seeing fire, demons, and so on., and regretting rejecting Jesus are the effect of two issues: a million) maximum of those memories have been made up by skill of Christians to tell one yet another so they are able to pat themselves on the returned and experience stronger. 2) especially situations, in death, human beings grow to be delusional. I even have additionally heard memories approximately believers rejecting God on their deathbeds because of the fact they comprehend that a "loving" God could desire to have not any reason whatsoever to place them interior the path of the variety of discomfort they're dealing with. So could any believer say that it extremely is information that there's no God? of course no longer. The "exchange of ideas" on the deathbed is merely taken care of as important by skill of believers whilst it *advantages* them. If it extremely is unquestionably one of their own changing their minds...properly, it extremely is not noted. Any exchange of ideas on the part of a human on their deathbed isn't information that their unique ideals have been incorrect by skill of any stretch of the mind's eye. That is going for the two atheists and believers.

2016-11-26 23:19:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Is heaven in Italy?
Does this mean I have to learn Italian before I die?
The rules for salvation are getting tougher and tougher!

BTW, How do YOU know the FSM is a "him?"

2007-01-24 05:15:12 · answer #3 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 1 1

I have already accepted the flying spaghetti monster, I have just eaten a part of him, I had for lunch "spaghetti a la carbonara".

2007-01-24 05:14:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I'll beleive in the flying spaghetti monster when i see him and throw him at my wall to see if he's properly cooked and not before.

2007-01-24 05:12:53 · answer #5 · answered by rchlbsxy2 5 · 2 3

You'll never get me Lucky Charms!!!

2007-01-24 05:12:41 · answer #6 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 3 1

oh i will i will. unless he is made of red pasta, that is a false god, and i do not deem it worthy of my worship

2007-01-24 05:14:20 · answer #7 · answered by Polly 3 · 1 1

Yes, He wiggles His noodley appendages for our delight.

Ramen !


"Scientia vincere tenebras"

2007-01-24 05:12:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4 3

Very good! I will be touched by his noodly appendages!

R'amen!

2007-01-24 05:12:36 · answer #9 · answered by Stormilutionist Chasealogist 6 · 3 3

go back to class please. the spaghetti monster is so trite now. create something new. Note: u mean Pascal?

2007-01-24 05:12:22 · answer #10 · answered by ♣DreamDancer♣ 5 · 2 5

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