the easiest escape would be to throw a twinkie one direction and while the Chick chases it you run the other direction right?
2007-01-24 05:07:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
nope...happens all the time with Internet dating...just go up to her tell her she lied and walk out... It's amazing that most HOGS see/describe themselves as "average"
2007-01-24 05:21:39 · answer #1 · answered by Robert P 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
why run a fat chick hasn't been with many guys so she does what ever pleases you to keep you. you should also make sure you have a 5lb bag of flour so you can find the wet spot. And when you get ready to mount her slap her stomach it will be like riding in the ocean with waves.
If you decide to do oral on her and get hungry while your down there just reach around in her fat rolls, your bound to find some potatoe chips or hershey kisses stuck in there.
2007-01-24 05:17:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
well i think the fat chick will chase the Twinkies. but I'm not fat and not ugly so i don't have to worry about that i would never chaise a twinky i want a hot sausage lol
2007-01-24 05:11:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
LMFAO !!!! Or just take her out to dinner and tell her to order whatever she wants and then do a "dine and dash" on her.
2007-01-24 05:16:38 · answer #4 · answered by gozedown 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well make her happy take her to a buffet
Fat Broads like you call them need love also..well not from me LOL
but they need love LOL
2007-01-24 05:15:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
no, just show her a good time and make sure you dont contact her anymore if you arent interested
2007-01-24 05:11:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
obviously you are not well liked if you need a blind date :-(
2007-01-24 05:10:54 · answer #7 · answered by dangerous1smile2002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think you need to worry about it. When she smells you, she'll sneak out anyway.
2007-01-24 05:10:45 · answer #8 · answered by Vix 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOOK!!!
a free 2 points!!!
2007-01-24 05:14:43 · answer #9 · answered by brianju 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you find YOURSELF on a date....it would probably be your first and last.....because your a jerk
2007-01-24 05:10:39 · answer #10 · answered by Suzy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋