A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, the slowest and weakest ones at the back are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
2007-01-24 05:07:25 · 12 answers · asked by scott d 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
kewl, I'll drink to that
2007-01-24 05:10:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a valid statement as far as I'm concerned. Another proven fact....Guinness is good for you...."A pint of the black stuff a day may work as well as an aspirin to prevent heart clots that raise the risk of heart attacks......The Wisconsin team tested the health-giving properties of stout against lager by giving it to dogs who had narrowed arteries similar to those in heart disease. They found that those given the Guinness had reduced clotting activity in their blood, but not those given lager."
2007-01-24 05:14:09 · answer #2 · answered by Na Pomoč 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you have any tattoos? NOT LEGAL YET If so, where and what of?---- Do you have any scars?YES From what and where?MY CEILING CAVED IN N SLICED MY LEG (BR00TAL NO?) Do you have any bruises or healing cuts anywhere on your body at this moment? NOPE Do you work out? NOPE Are you thin, athletic, curvy or average? AVERAGE Do you like your body? NOPE What's your favorite part of your body? MY ELBOWS What part of your body would you change? MY NOSE
2016-05-24 04:35:52 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There you go! and people say beer is bad for your brain...and of course ill drink to that, not right now its too early for beer...maybe for dinner!
Thanks!
~browneyes~
2007-01-24 05:14:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Genius!
2007-01-24 06:19:30 · answer #5 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's right and if you clip your toe nails, you'll run faster too, lol.
2007-01-24 05:19:11 · answer #6 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're so smart!! Not!!! See what alcohol really does to you!!!
jk
2007-01-24 05:59:29 · answer #7 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, beer boy, whats the question
2007-01-24 05:10:53 · answer #8 · answered by snoringblackdog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No that sucks face.
2007-01-24 05:11:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
never looked at it that way...lol
2007-01-24 05:34:00 · answer #10 · answered by sherry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋