2007-01-24 04:57:16 · 6 answers · asked by JP 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
they're all Q&A:
What did one ocean say to the next ocean?
Nothing it just waved.
What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner
What’s green, has six legs, 26 balls and would kill you if it fell on you from a tree?
A snooker table
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Tell you tomorrow
What does a houseboat become when it grows up?
A township
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because it had no guts
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
2 non-Q&A shorts:
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".
Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.
2007-01-24 05:03:50 · answer #1 · answered by Beef 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
A man walks into a bar... ouch!!!
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice!
A bear walk into a bar, sits at a stool and says to the bartender, "I want a rum.......and coke please?" The bartender asks, "why the big pause (paws)?" The bear answers, "I don't know, I was born this way"
2007-01-24 13:14:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two biscuits were crossing the road and one got knocked down. The other one yelled out and said "oh F**k" watch crumbs!
2007-01-24 13:52:18 · answer #3 · answered by bootygirl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Did you hear about the Chineese people who had a black baby?
They named it Sum Ting Wong.
2007-01-24 13:24:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You cause you r short and a joke
2007-01-24 13:01:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋
"If we get another depressed yuppie stockbroker on this island, I won't be held accountable for my actions" joked the dwarf Tattoo in fantasy Island.
2007-01-24 13:19:53 · answer #6 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋