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2007-01-24 04:45:00 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

13 answers

Stuff her in the boot of your car.

2007-01-24 06:31:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you get her a return ticket, then she will be able to enter the UK on a tourist visa, I think the limit is three months, then she would have to return to Russia. I you want her to be here with you longer, you may be able to just buy another return, or if she could find work here, apply for a work visa... there's marriage, but even then, I don't think that the visa is issued immediately, could take about two years, not really sure on that...

2007-01-24 12:54:21 · answer #2 · answered by Buzzard 7 · 0 0

Personally I think we have enough immigrants here already. If you love her that much go and live in Russia with her.

2007-01-27 21:37:57 · answer #3 · answered by animalwatch 3 · 0 0

on a plane and bring plenty of stolicnikov(vodka)

2007-01-24 12:48:45 · answer #4 · answered by SanDiego21 2 · 0 0

you have to get a passport and visa first. if you wanna keep her in this country for ever you have to get married to her. but only if your a british citizin

2007-01-24 13:05:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

wrapped up in brown packaging, tied with string with her royal majestys stamp stuck to it

2007-01-24 12:48:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

l think visa first and plane ticket

2007-01-24 13:06:46 · answer #7 · answered by huntush 2 · 0 0

You pay me £20,000 and I fix it for you!

NO..OK - then go thru the proper channels, get married!

2007-01-24 12:48:51 · answer #8 · answered by jamand 7 · 0 0

conceal her cleverly in a bottle of vodka

2007-01-24 12:56:03 · answer #9 · answered by Troubled Joe(the ghost of) 6 · 0 0

you have to apply for a visa first

2007-01-24 12:53:34 · answer #10 · answered by jinx 5 · 0 0

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