2007-01-24 04:36:51 · 18 answers · asked by Atlas 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It's a velociraptor. And the link is coming...
And it was harder to find than I thought! http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Jesus_on_raptor.JPG#file
2007-01-24 04:41:26 · answer #1 · answered by Haiku Hanna 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, I always believe the words of pastors. I also believe that Jesus can do anything. But the Bible said that Jesus rode a donkey to Jerusalem. No pastor in the world said that Jesus rode a T-Rex, and neither did the Bible. So I consider reading the Bible.
2007-01-24 12:45:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your pastor is pulling your leg. Jesus rode into Jerusalem on the lowly little donkey. That is the way of Jesus, he uses those of lowly stature that the world would pass by as unimportant. Doesn't that sound like the God we should love. He doesn't by pass the little guys just for the flashy rich and mighty.
2007-01-24 12:42:39 · answer #3 · answered by angel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was he joking?
No, Jesus walked everywhere, traveled in a boat a couple of times and entered triumphantly into Jerusalem just before He would go to the cross.
2007-01-24 12:48:25 · answer #4 · answered by faithful 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got news for you, Jesus was riding T-rexes since before any of us was ever created.
2007-01-24 12:40:55 · answer #5 · answered by ConstElation 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought he teleported there while listening to T-Rex on his iPod.
I've also heard that Jesus has glass balls with gold fish swimming around in 'em, complete with a little castle and a diving man.
2007-01-24 12:42:47 · answer #6 · answered by Pitchy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What does the Bible say??? I'd believe the Bible over the pastor.
2007-01-24 12:41:28 · answer #7 · answered by In my humble opinion... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(Assuming you actually have a pastor...) your pastor either did not tell you that, was joking with you, or is horribly, horribly misinformed. I will choose the former for my guess.
2007-01-24 12:41:06 · answer #8 · answered by Jay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Begin reading the Gospels and you will find the answer to this question. Have fun...
Eds
2007-01-24 12:59:00 · answer #9 · answered by Eds 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this before or after the offering?
2007-01-24 12:42:41 · answer #10 · answered by james p 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋