A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions -
"Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?"
The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there." She thanked the officer and he drives off.
Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and,
sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop.
The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus and that was three hours ago! Why are you still waiting?"
The blonde replied, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now...
The 45th bus just went by!"
2007-01-24 04:32:25 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg...how dumb !! damn good joke !
2007-01-24 04:37:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good job he did'nt say the number 6 9
she would have given him a right mouthful lol 10/10
2007-01-25 02:21:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-01-24 05:42:59 · answer #3 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Typical blond joke still funny.
2007-01-24 05:26:32 · answer #4 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Mind you, how many blondes can count up to 54?
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-24 09:38:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was very funny thank you for the laugh friend.....what a dumb blonde.
2007-01-24 04:37:29 · answer #6 · answered by Andrew H. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good, ha ha
did you here about the blonde who asked where do you put the stamp to send a fax.!!!
2007-01-24 05:31:11 · answer #7 · answered by jamie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another one I aint heard Shirl! lol
2007-01-24 04:41:06 · answer #8 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good one!
2007-01-24 05:34:58 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...you know when I dyed my hair blonde I did feel dumber...ummm maybe that is true! :::shrugs:::
thanks for the smirk!
~browneyes~
2007-01-24 04:48:01 · answer #10 · answered by browneyes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! funny, if a little 'corny'
2007-01-24 04:38:55 · answer #11 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋