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One day there were three boys walking down the street, and suddenly they heard cries for help. When the boys got to the noise they saw George W. Bush in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning.
Dubya asked the boys how he could ever repay him. The first boy said, "I want a boat."

The second boy said, "I want a truck."

And the third boy said, "I want three tombstones with our names all on them."

Dubya asked, "Why is that, son?"

The little boy said, "Because when my Dad finds out that we saved you, he is going to kill us all!"

2007-01-24 04:29:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

nice, curious if u made that one up , good one.. like ur style ...uh,, ok later.. smoke all day..hahhaha

2007-01-24 04:34:36 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Knox 2 · 1 0

Funny! 9/10!

2007-01-24 05:16:00 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

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2016-11-01 04:19:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not so funny, but I do like a bit of Bush bashing every once in a while.

2007-01-24 04:35:27 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0 1

I thought it was a little funny

2007-01-24 04:38:39 · answer #5 · answered by Daisy Mae 4 · 1 0

no....not so much funny. sounds like it was a joke just thrown together to smash bussh. I am sure people will like it but it isn't really funny.

2007-01-24 04:33:21 · answer #6 · answered by Mary Kangaroohead 2 · 0 1

quite funny

2007-01-24 04:53:42 · answer #7 · answered by JuNiPeR SixTeEn 5 · 1 0

funny

2007-01-24 04:39:49 · answer #8 · answered by Jim G 7 · 1 0

I liked it.

2007-01-24 04:52:20 · answer #9 · answered by JenJen 4 · 1 0

nice

2007-01-24 04:37:39 · answer #10 · answered by lady sixx 6 · 1 0

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