A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for
"small, $6,500 for "medium, $14,000 for "large."
The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected.
"Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor.
The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen."
2007-01-24 04:22:46 · 17 answers · asked by Papa 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
poor guy
2007-01-24 04:26:06 · answer #1 · answered by wantme_comegetme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Just like a woman!
2007-01-24 12:27:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-01-24 12:25:40 · answer #3 · answered by jupiter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha watch them go out to dinner every night
2007-01-24 15:11:29 · answer #4 · answered by buickbeast 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was Hilarious
2007-01-24 12:29:46 · answer #5 · answered by mamania0625 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.......funny one........thanks for the laugh.
2007-01-24 12:27:34 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao. that's hilarious =]
2007-01-24 12:26:32 · answer #7 · answered by baby_wrestler 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe Terrible and funny. Thanks Papa Smurf lol
2007-01-24 12:27:22 · answer #8 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you arent supposed to answer your own question
even if it is in the joke section
2007-01-24 12:25:23 · answer #9 · answered by imbrue001 4 · 0⤊ 6⤋
What a *****.
2007-01-24 12:45:13 · answer #10 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋