Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and proudly announced to the first man, "Congratulations, sir. You're the father of twins!"
"What a coincidence! I work for the Minnesota Twins Baseball team!"
Later the nurse returned and congratulated the second father on the birth of his triplets.
"Wow! That's incredible! I work for the 3M Corporation."
An hour later, the nurse returned to congratulate the third man on the
birth of his quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply, "I don't believe it! I work for the Four Seasons Hotel!"
After this, everyone turned to the fourth guy who had just fainted. The nurse rushed to his side. As he slowly gained consciousness, they could hear him mutter over and over, "I should never have taken that job at 7-Eleven. I should never have taken that job at 7-Eleven. I should never have taken that job...."
2007-01-24 04:08:40 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
am i glad you are back on form lol 10/10
2007-01-25 02:38:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That wasn't humorous in any respect - rather once you're taking position at a rally with your shirtsleeves rolled up, and attempting to pretend that you're a regularly happening guy. there is no longer something humorous about human beings dropping their jobs. there is something incorrect with a celebration that would pick someone who's under no circumstances had to %. up a shovel and to actual artwork for a dollar - each and each of the at the same time as beefing on the incumbent for no longer starting to be adequate jobs. Mitt Romney is purely one massive marketing campaign commercial for Obama.
2016-10-16 01:13:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1. 10/10
2007-01-24 06:24:26 · answer #3 · answered by d1ckdeckard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha 9/10 + star
2007-01-24 05:13:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey my funny friend, Loved it, keep it up, not drinking the brandy so won`t spray the flatscreen with laughing!!
Tink x
2007-01-24 07:05:07 · answer #5 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would hate to be the wife. Cause you know that she's the only one that'll be caring for them babies.
2007-01-24 04:15:06 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard before, but could not suppress the laugh...hahaha.....
2007-01-24 04:26:31 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little bit funny - but would be more funny if I was drunk - ver..ver dwunk, hic!
2007-01-24 04:12:57 · answer #8 · answered by Lord Onion 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so did he have seven kids eleven kids or both
2007-01-24 07:20:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
Long time since I heard that one. :)
2007-01-24 04:19:39 · answer #10 · answered by Mary W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋