ive heard some jokes that are not funny but are funny because they make no sense or just stupid.
2007-01-24 04:05:29 · 35 answers · asked by HUNK 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man goes into a shop and asks for 2 chocolate croissants. The shop assistant tells him that he's only got plain croissants and the man replies 'That's okay, I've got my bike outside'.
2007-01-24 04:12:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 fish in a tank, 1 says to the other "how do you drive this f***ing thing???"
2 Snowmen stood in a field, 1 says to the other " Can you smell carrots??"
2 Parrots sat on a Perch, 1 says to the other " Can you smell fish???"
2007-01-24 04:11:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side!
(unfunny and not funny because its unfunny, just all round not funny!)
2007-01-24 04:09:05 · answer #3 · answered by Keira 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ask any little kid in your family what is the latest greatest joke that they heard in Kindergarten. They can tell you every joke that fits in that category.
2007-01-24 04:08:45 · answer #4 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yea. This lady in the office just told me this today. She says, watch out when you go to Wal-Mart cause there are 2 guys who dont wear shirts going around asking women who are alone if they want their windows washed. When the ladies agree to have it done, then go to pay them, the guys force themselves into the car and have their way with them. I'm thinking, oh my gosh, how horrible. Then she says, I'm going back tomorrow!
2007-01-24 04:10:04 · answer #5 · answered by punky brewster 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Some people liked this at uni...
An orange and a lemon were walking down the road. the orange said "Where do you live?" The lemon replied "I'm not going to tell you because you might steal my washing"
2007-01-24 04:28:02 · answer #6 · answered by tor 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a three legged dog walks in the bar.
He says "I'm looking for the man that shot My Paw"
it's funny cause i assume everybody and his dog saw that western movie.
or why did the Man cross the road?
cause his wife was only kicking him "till" the curb.
2007-01-24 04:09:58 · answer #7 · answered by Lord of all Earth 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
what color are elephants in the summer ? pink
what do you call a witch in the dessert ? sandwhich
how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop? ask the owl lolololol
2007-01-24 04:10:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded
2007-01-24 05:18:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Want to hear a dirty joke?
The white horse fell in the mud.
wow :[
2007-01-24 04:10:01 · answer #10 · answered by Mary W 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋