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Cause if i go to hell i can just kick satans ****!

2007-01-24 03:59:11 · 6 answers · asked by Ignorant is i. 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Kung Fu is more of a defensive martial art, I believe. Going to heaven or hell has little to do about practicing martial arts, in fact, there are many who believe that both exist right here on earth.

If you're looking for Satan, closely examine your environment.

2007-01-24 04:08:17 · answer #1 · answered by stuart gilmore 2 · 0 0

Maybe Satan already knows kung-fu? He is older than you, so I suppose that he is a black belt already.

I take Mui Thai Kick boxing myself. But Satan probably already knows that one too.

Jesus can kick Satan's tail any day. Why not just get Jesus as a buddy and have him take care of the devil?

2007-01-24 12:04:49 · answer #2 · answered by Randy G 7 · 0 0

Martial arts are a NO NO for True Christians.

So, given that, I suppose the author of this Q is safe to practice.

2007-01-24 12:06:48 · answer #3 · answered by whynotaskdon 7 · 0 1

I don't think "Thou shalt not kung-fu fight" was ever in the Bible. Just don't Kung-fu kill any innocent bystanders.

2007-01-24 12:05:12 · answer #4 · answered by Draco Paladin 4 · 0 0

No you can't. I know this isn't a serious question, but no you can't.
"The Devil goes about as a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour." That is you my freind.

2007-01-24 12:05:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol you only have to worry about going to hell if you use it to kill your nemesis.

2007-01-24 12:04:14 · answer #6 · answered by angel h 4 · 0 0

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