A doctor had just finished a marathon sex session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it wasn't really ethical to screw one of his patients.
However, a little voice in his head said Lots of other doctors have sex with their patients, ... so it's not like you're the first ...
This made the doctor feel a little bit better until still another voice in his head said, but then again ... they probably weren't veterinarians ...
2007-01-24 03:58:28 · 12 answers · asked by Janey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
eww.
yet somehow funny!!
2007-01-24 04:11:11 · answer #1 · answered by No, You. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but...
about as funny as watching you dog getting run over...
You can't start a joke with 'A doctor...' and then say he's a veterinarian.
It'd be like saying:
'My dogs got no nose.'
'How does he smell'
'He doesn't 'cos he's a pigeon'
2007-01-24 04:06:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good joke, but i knew it was coming because of the heading of the question
2007-01-24 04:03:01 · answer #3 · answered by sparkle_fairy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke.
but unfortunatly the title gives away the punch line
2007-01-24 04:55:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
at least they will not claim some pension for the children
2007-01-24 04:05:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Joke, bad title, you gave it away!!
2007-01-24 08:04:05 · answer #6 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
as they say in OZ
"beastiality´s best boyz, beastiality´s best,
f..k a wallaby"
2007-01-24 04:02:52 · answer #7 · answered by turniton5 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, but insanely gross.
2007-01-24 04:17:18 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not at all funny
2007-01-24 04:02:34 · answer #9 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it!
2007-01-24 04:10:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋