Having now successfully caught one (thanks for your suggestions earlier). I now want to know the most humane way to kill it. I'm reluctant to throw it straight in to boiling water as it's sqealing will annoy the neighbours but it won't stay still long enough for me to slit it's throat.
Any ideas??......
2007-01-24 03:42:03 · 23 answers · asked by Ecko 4 in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
tell it its english. It will top itself for ya.
2007-01-24 03:45:25 · answer #1 · answered by tickTickTICK 3 · 5⤊ 2⤋
dress up a great big lump of black pudding, then ask the haggis out on a date, back at her place when you get down to the nitty gritty stuff, rip off your outfit and chase her around with a butchers knife, the shock should be enough to give the poor haggis a heart attack and,,,,,hey presto,,,,,one dead haggis,,,,, hope this helps, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
2007-01-24 13:02:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Suffocate the Haggis in your butt hole, this way is the most humane method of Haggis termination and highly enjoyable as well, or strangulation but be warned they are tough little buggers and if it wears you down it will kill you by injecting you with its poisonous knob.
2007-01-24 11:53:45 · answer #3 · answered by Nicholas B 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Recite Robbie Burns at it; it will join in or stand to attention looking patriotic and while it's thus distracted whop it on the head with a tattie. You can then dispatch its little haggis soul to heaven and proceed with cooking dinner.
2007-01-24 11:48:13 · answer #4 · answered by Vivienne T 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
ticktick got it just right, and some people just dont seem to have a sense of humour at all-and thats comin from a scot! lighten up peeps, its only a laugh!
2007-01-24 12:44:51 · answer #5 · answered by ♠ Merlin ♠ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Make it watch videos of past Scottish world cup soccer matches.
2007-01-24 11:50:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I thought that haggis was some animals meat minced up wrapped in a skin and boiled... then it was sold in a butchers shop and supermarket. Then it is either eaten or thrown as a scottish sport.
2007-01-24 12:02:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
Boil it in whiskey! , although after reading your question I have a sneaky suspicion that you have drank it all!!
2007-01-24 11:55:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get it drunk on scotch whiskey and club it over the head. that's what they used to do during Victorian times.
2007-01-24 11:48:34 · answer #9 · answered by PJW 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes.
Update your sense of humor - as in something that your typical 8-year-old wouldn't get.
2007-01-24 11:48:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
hit it hard between the ears BUT make sure you are not looking in his eyes.
2007-01-24 12:11:11 · answer #11 · answered by harvey 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋