A farmer had a rooster that would scr*w anything. One day he caught the rooster scr*wing a pig. The farmer said "rooster if you don't stop, someday you'll scr*w yourself to death.
The next day he caught the rooster scr*wing the ducks. The farmer said "rooster if you don't stop, someday you'll scr*w yourself to death.
The next day he caught the rooster scr*wing the sheep. The farmer said, "I think I've had about enough. You're going to have to leave the farm. Now pack your bags and get out of here. And remember, if you don't stop, some day you'll scr*w yourself to death.
Several months went by and one day the farmer saw the rooster laying in the middle of a dirt road, dead as a door nail. The farmer walked up and solemnly said, "I told you. Someday you'll scr*w yourself to death."
The rooster opened one eye and put a finger to his beak and said, "SSSHHHHH! Buzzards!"
2007-01-24 03:12:12 · 9 answers · asked by yagman 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
that was BEAR funny
i cant stop luaghing!
2007-01-24 03:33:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Typical male!
2007-01-24 03:32:53 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Just_Me♥ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What a c0ck! No pun intended hahaha!
2007-01-24 04:42:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rotfl too funny. Didn't expect that...thanx :)
2007-01-24 04:26:02 · answer #4 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one.
2007-01-24 04:11:19 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sick sick sick rooster - I know some people like that
2007-01-24 03:55:11 · answer #6 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't see it coming FUNNY!!
2007-01-24 03:42:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gud 1!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-24 03:21:13 · answer #8 · answered by RASHIKA S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome. Thanks for the laugh.
2007-01-24 03:37:57 · answer #9 · answered by Skeezix 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋