margaret and bert..?

Question

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, are in California. Bert always

wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he

buys them and wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the

house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"



Margaret looks him over, "Nope".



Frustrated, Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks

back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again he

asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"



Margaret looks up and says, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging

down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down

again tomorrow."



Furious, Bert yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"



"Nope", she replies.



"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"


Margaret replies... "Shoulda bought a hat Bert . Ya Shoulda bought a hat."

I want to give you all points...what do I do ?????????????? : ((((((((((

Answer 1

HEARD IT BEFORE BUT IT IS STILL FUNNY.. LOL THANKS FOR THE LAUGH..

Answer 2

Absolutely hilarious 10/10

Answer 3

I still laugh at it...heard it 100's of times before but my mind always conjures up a different Bert everytime I hear it...........

Answer 4

Kin funny nearly sprayed the missis with coca cola.

Answer 5

Oh god, this is funny! U really gotta hand it to old married couples to come up with the cutest lines! 10/10

Answer 6

Thats Great

Answer 7

good one i bought a hat but it made little differance it still doesnt look up to me 10/10

Answer 8

good 1 lol 10/10

Answer 9

Now thats funny, read it twice and still laughed in fact the more I read it the more I laugh.

Answer 10

LOL
10/10
Your jokes are good. I'm adding you to my watchlist
Well done
Keep 'em comin'.
Keep smilin'.

Answer 11

That was GOOD.

The subtlety I think was the best part.