overheard on a bus - "I have a friend who is a photographer and she named her son Camera"
2007-01-24 02:57:14
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answered by Girugamesh 4
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I have done lots of crazy things! I used to try and make his bath water the same temp that I like, and he would scream. I would wake up in the middle of the night to change him (every 3 hours, right?) so that he would not have a diaper rash. I would make people hold him a certain way, I would say "that's how he likes to be held" but the truth is that was how I wanted them to hold him. I literally freaked out when his grandparents gave him ice cream (this is horrible), telling them he is my ****ing kid and you will only give him what I tell you to (I lost that battle, by the way). I also cried for hours on end when he was 3 days old because he was not getting enough milk and I thought he was withering away in front of me and that I would never be able to breastfeed like a normal mother. No one told me that babies lose weight in the first week, and that it is normal. I am truly a dumb***, but he turned out okay, so far. =)
2016-05-24 04:12:59
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answered by ? 4
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2+2=1
if 2=1 then
2+2=1+1
1+1=2
2=1
so 2+2=1
2007-01-24 10:46:24
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answered by Michael D 6
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a relative called one of my friends who lives abroad and told her that me, my 3 kids and my ex were killed in a car accident....bare this in mind that the relative is a compulsive liar and psychotic freak....thats the craziest thing i have ever heard in my life....the relative is now an outcast, i dont bother with her any more and i avoid her at all costs
2007-01-24 03:08:00
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answered by Anonymous
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Craziest thing regarding...?
2007-01-24 02:54:24
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answered by keepmynameoutchamouth 2
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a care in the community person having a serious argument with themselves... imagine a tourettes sufferer on acid having an argument with john major in a bad mood... better than television!
2007-01-24 03:14:11
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answered by muppet 4
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One of the Regulars in pub, came in and told us that another one of regulars (Sunday Lunch regular) had died just after christmas. We all felt terrible and organised a collection LOL, then we almost died in shock when he walked in Sunday afternoon for his normal drink!!!!!!!
2007-01-24 03:34:56
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answered by djp6314 4
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America is going to conquer Iraq
2007-01-24 02:58:18
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answered by Anonymous
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When I was a teen, one of my brother's friends was living with us. He came in our room one night to tell us about a teenage girl that we knew that had an abortion.
2007-01-24 02:58:50
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answered by Jim G 7
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My mother telling her friend that i witch doctor had told her i was possessed.
2007-01-24 08:47:14
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answered by Anonymous
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