told a blonde joke and the person you've told it to takes about a minute to laugh?
it makes the joke funnier =D
i do know some very intelligent blondes though
A blond died her hair brown because she was tired of being picked on,
She was driving along the countryside when she got a bright idea and stopped at a nearby farm. she said to the farmer "If i can tell you how many sheep you have in total can I have one?"
"ok" said the farmer, so she quickly counted them and said 91. The farmer looked around astonished and said "alright take one"
As she was walking back to her car the farmer said "If i can guess your natural hair colour can i have my dog back?"
2007-01-24 02:49:50 · 28 answers · asked by leannexfairy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny!
I got it straightaway, I'm not blonde! : - )
2007-01-24 02:52:39 · answer #1 · answered by chip2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great, I almost laughed as much when I heard this one for the first time:
Two men are in a desert, gasping for water. Call them Mick & Dave for now,
Suddenly, they come accross a little hut. Mick knocked on the door, a little old lady opened the door and said "yes?"
Mick said "Sorry to trouble you but me and my mate here have been crossing the desert and we are as thirsty as hell, Please can we have some water?"
The old lady considered this and said" You can have as much water as you can carry if one of you would make an old lady happy by making love to me!"
Dave being the fitter of the two volunteered.
The lady lead Dave to where her bed was and lay down,at which point Dave said "I am a bit shy, close your eyes please" the lady closed her eyes and Dave, frantically trying to find a way out suddenly spotted a corn on the cob and used it to satisfy the lady then threw it out of the window, just then the lady moaned "Ooooh that was lovely" she gets up and after a couple of minutes presents a couple of buckets of water to Dave who then dashes out of the hut to where Mick was and said "Here you go Mick, water! enjoy!"
"No thanks" says mick, "I have just had a lovely buttered corn on the cob!!"
2007-01-24 04:17:11 · answer #2 · answered by crockett 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes i have told a joke to someone it took them a while before laughing....its pretty sad lol....cute joke
2007-01-24 02:54:16 · answer #3 · answered by NyNi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My daughter is blonde...yes, I've told her jokes she took days to get! I heard one on blondes that is true in my daughters case:
She gets to laugh when she hears a joke.
She gets to laugh when it is explained to her.
She gets to laugh when she gets it.
heehee It is so true!
2007-01-24 02:56:20 · answer #4 · answered by Sherral 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Cheers
2007-01-24 04:04:04 · answer #5 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tjhats brilliant!! Now all I need is a blond person to insult!!!
2007-01-24 02:53:13 · answer #6 · answered by Banny Grasher 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-01-25 05:34:44 · answer #7 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had to read it twice and understand. no i'm not a blonde and cool ! it made me laugh when i finally got it. real cute. couldn't resist to share to my friends.
thanks!
2007-01-24 03:33:37 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs. JSV 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like this one lol even though its old but it roxx lol go blondes lol =]
2007-01-24 03:54:51 · answer #9 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, this is a good one =)
2007-01-24 02:59:15 · answer #10 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋