Two elderly women were out driving in a large car -- both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it; I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was red again and again they went right through. This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was going on.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through and she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row! You could have killed us!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, am I driving?"
2007-01-24 02:10:14 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i love it. it reminds me of riding in the car with Paw-paw when he was in his 70's. he used to hit the side mirrors on parked cars. scared the bloody hell out of me.
2007-01-24 02:26:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha!!!!
I think the woman in the passenger seat was actually driving because she coldnt see above the dashboard and the other woman in the driver didnt say anything either!
2007-01-24 10:13:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very good little ditty,and clean too.10/10
2007-01-24 11:07:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps Mildred and her friend are riding in an ambulance and neither is driving....
2007-01-24 10:44:09 · answer #4 · answered by Kerry 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hah hah, thats actually very funny
and it takes a lot to make me chuckle
2007-01-24 11:00:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, old lady jokes are funny most of the time! I love this one =)
2007-01-24 10:26:50 · answer #6 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like the car might have old timers ! haha
2007-01-24 17:58:19 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta love old ladies...oh wait.
2007-01-24 10:17:44 · answer #8 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!!! must try to remember that one
2007-01-24 11:44:37 · answer #9 · answered by Lucky Cat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it must have been hard to write that long but this is worth it.very good
2007-01-24 10:24:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋