The ticket girl said, "Sir, what is that on your shoulder?"
The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster, Chuckie. Wherever I go, Chuckie goes."
"I'm sorry, Sir," said the ticket girl, "We can't allow animals in the theatre. Not even a pet rooster."
The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the chicken down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theatre.
He sat down next to two old emergency room nurses named Mildred and Marge. The movie started and the chicken began to squirm. The old farmer un-zipped his pants so Chuckie could stick his head out and watch the movie.
"Marge," whispered Mildred.
"What?" said Marge.
"I think the guy next to me is a pervert."
"What makes you think so?" asked Marge.
"He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out," whispered Mildred.
"Well, don't worry about it," said Marge, "At our age it isn't anything we haven't seen before."
"Yes," said Mildred, "But this one's eating my popcorn!"
Boom boom!
2007-01-24 01:29:20 · 12 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ooohh...kinky...I like it
2007-01-24 01:36:22 · answer #1 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 out of 10
2007-01-24 01:52:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
truly humorous. i haven't heard this one in a looonng time. Didja hear concerning the chicken farmer that could no longer make a living till he bought a duck that grow to be assured? He asked the guy he bought from how he could desire to assure a duck and the guy mentioned every time you're disenchanted convey him returned and that i'll supply you all your money returned. a team of weeks later the farmer has 10,000 geese working around and tells the duck to decelerate or he will kill himself, duck says no longer me i'm beginning on the chickens. each and every a number of instruments of weeks the duck did this each and all of the a number of chicken on the farm. sometime the farmer went searching for the duck and observed a team of buzzards circling, whilst he have been given out to the place they have been he observed the duck somewhat kicking, he mentioned I informed you duck in case you probably did no longer decelerate you will kill your self, the duck mentioned ' sshhh and pointed to the sky'.
2016-11-26 23:00:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly but cute. 7/10.
2007-01-24 13:21:09 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. 2 out of 10..sorry.
2007-01-24 01:34:44 · answer #5 · answered by Hi 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
6 outta 10 I though it was pretty good.
2007-01-24 01:47:15 · answer #6 · answered by angel2005_2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have said something like,
"But this c0ck has feathers!"
BANG BANG!
2007-01-24 01:55:25 · answer #7 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA FUNNY ONE...
2007-01-24 01:53:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh! so hilarious>>>lmao
2007-01-24 01:53:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunny
2007-01-24 01:36:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋