what did the toaster say to the bread?
A:take the j outa jam and the f outa way!
To talking muffins walk into oven...the first one says "boy, is it hot in here or what?" and the other goes "AHHHHHHHH A TALING MUFFIN!!!"
2007-01-24 00:31:33 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Sanjaya♥Malakar♥Lover♥ 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah i'll tell it to my kid!
2007-01-24 00:36:04 · answer #1 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Very funny I love the Muffin one!!
Two blokes sitting at a cliff top bar drinking vodka. After a couple of hours the one bloke turns to the other and says "you see that wind blowing over the cliff top.... I bet if you lifted your jacket over your head and jumped off the cliff the wind would blow you back to the top."
The other bloke exclaimed "Hic...erm after you....Hic"
So.. the first bloke jumps off the cliff.... sure as nuts he appears back on the cliff top 2-3m from where he left!!!
Amazed the second guy gives it a whirl....... and falls to his death.
The first bloke goes back to the bar...... where the barman catches the guy and say's "superman!!!!... that's a bad trick to play on people!!"
2007-01-24 08:47:27 · answer #2 · answered by Lucky Cat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No not to funny, but sometimes a joke thats not funny makes me laugh anyway! Have a happy day!
2007-01-24 12:20:36 · answer #3 · answered by bodacious baby 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-24 08:40:41 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I dont understand the first part of the joke but the second one is hilarious!
2007-01-24 08:35:36 · answer #5 · answered by casey 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maybe food finds it funny?
2007-01-24 08:34:57 · answer #6 · answered by Mariella Williams 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good but you can do much better
2007-01-24 08:52:29 · answer #7 · answered by firestarter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how old are you?about 5 i'd say.
2007-01-24 08:43:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep trying
2007-01-24 09:01:58 · answer #9 · answered by BANANA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry,
No to both.
2007-01-24 08:35:40 · answer #10 · answered by Carey 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋