A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.
He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I’m celebrating."
"What a coincidence," said the woman, "I’m celebrating, too". She clinked glasses with him and asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"I’m a chicken farmer," he replied. "For years all my hens were infertile, but today they’re finally fertile."
"What a coincidence, the woman said. "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I’m pregnant! How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked.
"I switched cxcks," he replied.
"What a coincidence," she said.
2007-01-24 00:09:29 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 lol 10/10 x
2007-01-24 03:23:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why try when u dont have any??
here's some for u. enjoy!
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of the season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven on this holy day."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a holy candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates. "Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells"
Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
"What do these symbolize?" Saint Peter asked.
The man replied, "They're Carol's
2007-01-24 00:15:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
gud 1 x
2007-01-24 00:20:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke sad for the husband
2007-01-24 00:19:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Good one
2007-01-24 01:09:35 · answer #5 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sooo funny, enjoyed that one, must have a bit of a dirty mind, thats me now. :))
2007-01-24 00:16:51 · answer #6 · answered by Duisend-poot 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!
2007-01-24 00:14:48 · answer #7 · answered by Cathy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it, good 1.
Tink
2007-01-24 07:25:15 · answer #8 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the best joke i heard! man ur a good joker hey by the way...INFORM ME WHEN U HAVE NEW JOKES cause ur da joker!
2007-01-24 00:14:50 · answer #9 · answered by MusicFan 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
an oldie, a Classic, I STILL LAUGH!! (its 6am, what a way to start the daaaaaaaaaay!!
2007-01-24 00:20:08 · answer #10 · answered by Freakgirl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋