Two men sharing a room in the local hospital are scheduled for surgery. Both are having prostrate problems.
The nurse arrives to do her duties as ordered.
The first man gets prep’d, recieves a happy shot and to his delight the nurse reaches below his sheets and grabs ahold of his shxft; as she starts to stroke him gently, the man says "Hey what is this? Not that I mind, I’m just alittle curious? Doc didn’t mention a hxndjob?"
The nurse instructed him to relax and enjoy. It was normal procedure to make sure there was no spxrm present when the procedure was being carried out.
The man did as he was told and shortly there after reached clxmax and laid back with a smile on his face.
2007-01-23 23:58:17 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Watching the nurse as she continued on her duties making ready the next patient. First a shave, then a shot and then instead of the reaching under the roomates sheets, she pulled them back and began what appeared to be one hell of a good blxwjob...
"Wait just a minute" he protested "why does he get a blxwjob? We’re having the same operation"
The nurse, removing the alread rigid cxck from her mouth stated "That sir, is the difference between Blue Cross and the HMO"
2007-01-24 00:00:34 · update #1
another good one chris must remember to renew my bupa 10/10
2007-01-24 03:24:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that`s going to my medical colleagues.
Lmao, faf. Wiping the tears off my face!
Tink x
2007-01-24 07:58:22 · answer #2 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lol 10/10 x
2007-01-24 03:25:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For 18+ but funny to me.
2007-01-24 00:03:43 · answer #4 · answered by rich11 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh boy...I've got Blue cross,/ Blueshield , CIGNA , AARP , Travelers , and more..........Wouln't it be easier to get the nurses telephone # ???? Does she do work on the side????..Think about it.!!
2007-01-24 00:17:34 · answer #5 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is there another part to this joke? It's not funny yet.
Now you've added the punchline... That's not bad!
2007-01-24 00:01:33 · answer #6 · answered by genghis41f 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
OK, just read the 2nd half. Sorry, but I don't think it's that great, but then everyone has a different sense of humour.
2007-01-24 00:01:13 · answer #7 · answered by Hannah L 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Errm did you miss the punchline or did I?
Ahh there it is still not to great to be honest
2007-01-24 00:03:29 · answer #8 · answered by Dragon 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Sick but funny! 9/10.
2007-01-24 00:01:04 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I love this joke.
2007-01-24 00:51:08 · answer #10 · answered by death_after_midnight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋